averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

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sarahnitson:

typac:

typac:

ashley tisdale and seth rogen in donnie darko is so funny they are like 12

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aren’t you forgetting someone

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illegalaustralien:

me at family gatherings

illegalaustralien:

me at family gatherings

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starllex:

when someone tries to make fun of you and you diss them back with something good

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dreamerofderse:

dreamerofderse:

oh this is gonna be good


I was not disappointed 

dreamerofderse:

dreamerofderse:

oh this is gonna be good

I was not disappointed 

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

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Going back to school in September

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage

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d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

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getoffmybloghoe:

keep your drugs safe by putting them in a gyro bowl 

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